Look what Ashley found on Pinterest!

A pirated photo of my bedroom with “bird wall art” photoshopped onto the wall by Etsy craftspersons.

As a lawyer, I’m supposed to be indignant at the infringement of my copyright. As a designer, I question the adulteration of my ensemble with uninvited decor. But as a human being I’m secretly flattered that someone would like my bedroom enough to steal it for their own pecuniary gain.

Turns out the shop is based in Turkey, so Amanda and I are planning a trip to hand deliver a sternly worded cease-and-desist letter and see if that will give us a leg up on bargaining for carpets.