That’s because I turned this:
|“Oh, I know,” said the idiot who designed this bathroom, “I’ll design
a bathroom where there’s no way to hang a shower curtain and all
the water will run down the walls and pool on the tile outside the tub. It’ll be lovely!”
|The solution? Custom-sized hospital track flush-mounted to the ceiling,
with a custom shower curtain that pulls all the way around.
Of course, this achievement comes at the cost of many gallons of blood, sweat and tears and at least one word I won’t be repeating in front of my parents (and before you cast judgment, why don’t you try screwing eight pieces of metal track to a 9-foot ceiling by yourself while standing on a ladder in a bathtub). I started first thing this morning and didn’t finish until just before sundown (which I guess isn’t so surprising, given that in Seattle the winter sun sets at like 2pm), but at least the dang thing’s up and I didn’t destroy anything in the process (except for the little pieces of my soul that are allergic to DIY home improvement projects — definitely don’t hold your breath for this to turn into one of those adorable DIY home decorating blogs!).