I may be going to hell now

So, I go to the gym tonight in the middle of the alleged snowstorm of the century, and on the way home I learn a valuable life lesson:  Snow is super bad for my eternal salvation.  I mean, here I am looking at the footprints in the snow and judging all the people who have a shuffling problem, when all of a sudden I think, “Wait a minute, how do I know that these people aren’t living in that Footprints in the Sand poem and right now they’re actually being carried by Jesus?  I am totally judging Jesus for shuffling.  I’m so going to regret this when the Rapture happens.”


  1. Anonymous · · Reply

    Well, let that be a lesson…LOL! Lady


  2. Well, when the rapture happens, come on over to our corner of sinners. The only requirement for membership is that you hate the footprints poem.


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