We arrived in Amsterdam an hour ahead of schedule. Then the Dutch proved to be world champion passport controllers — through the line, stamped an out in under five minutes, definitely a record. So now I have two full hours to eat some breakfast, drink some Spa water (hands down the best water ever) and relax in the glade. That’s right, the glade. Because they have those in this airport, complete with trees, fallen logs, power outlets, lawns for napping and/or picnics, babbling brooks and duck noises. I officially love this airport.